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@TheSerraniTwins obviously, it's time to buy new clothes and burn the basement down

RT @softsebstans: ?documents └? marvel └? characters └? deserved the world and got nothing…

I'm gonna need baby pools to be $5 again, okay? Jeez.

@audiosexual *tilts head* I feel like these sides of my life shouldn't be anywhere near each other, tbh.

The don't even become GOOD criminals. *facepalm* Manuel apparently stole a car. lol

;A; ;A; ;A; *FLAILS* I CAN'T https://t.co/SBPxpo20vn

That moment when Tom Holland is at the pool with you and he's price checking drinks and amenities lol. How. Adorable.

This story mannnnnnnnn. Just. *ded*

Also... ~Chinaline *cries forever* I miss them so.

@Milaimproves Awww! Poor baby! Is this Koda? Did I remember the name correctly? I hope he heals quickly!!

@starrypeaches :( not good. I hope things get resolved and you're no longer being manipulated <3 You don't deserve… https://t.co/xkTNVcLC44

∗cries∗ https://t.co/bKQgJnKIni

No chair ;~;

RT @MsRachelAyn: I think the "arm all teachers" suggestion would sound marginally (only marginally!) less ludicrous if school systems had e…

My coworker just got back from having the mumps. .... hmm.

"How much are you not a witch? Like percent wise" .... I don't know how to answer that....

@Mariiesen Terrible! I would cry a thousand years if I was allergic to those spices ;~; I need the spice like I need air! lol

Same goes double for like a year or two. I STILL THINK ABOUT YOU ALWAYS OKAY https://t.co/rlsqvNnaas

THIS. https://t.co/Kv4EPZNmiw

The Breakfast Club is perfect. Fantastic way to try and destress

RT @hyungvwons: take a break from twitter if you are overwhelmed, let yourself feel your sadness and grief, dont hold it back, drink water…

RT @DianeTurnshek: Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. Bartender gives them…

What's an older word for bed?

Going to have thanksgiving with @tastelikedoubt .... but Aeryk and my mom aren't coming. Just Addy and me.

Yesterday, I helped my work-mom pack her basement. Found this gem https://t.co/1jKsbLGKEx